10 Random Poker Quotes

• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• "No river, no fish."
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.