10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
- Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson