10 Random Poker Quotes

• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.