10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.