10 Random Poker Quotes

• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-