10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--