10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- Poker is for loners.
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
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- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.