10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
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