10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- Fook the floosh droo!
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm