10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...