10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• im going to 2 out you to death
• You have to piss with the dick you have