10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
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- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- Fook the floosh droo!
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion