10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "No river, no fish."
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz