10 Random Poker Quotes

• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
• God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.