10 Random Poker Quotes

• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• im going to 2 out you to death
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek