10 Random Poker Quotes

• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.