10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
anon
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.