10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
- Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob