10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.