10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- Fook the floosh droo!
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker