10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.