10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- Welcome to kicker school
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.