10 Random Poker Quotes

• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers