10 Random Poker Quotes

• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• "No river, no fish."
• Fook the floosh droo!
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.