10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine.
- T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob