10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)