10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim