10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- "No river, no fish."