10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- Fook the floosh droo!
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
- "All-in, bitches!!!"