10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.