10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson