10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels