10 Random Poker Quotes

• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...