10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?