10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"