10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
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- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- if u play for the thrill u are ill