10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
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- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.