10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]