10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
ActionDave
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- Fold and live to fold again
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.