10 Random Poker Quotes

• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus. Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.