10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- Why not, when some because there are three.