10 Random Poker Quotes

Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
"Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm