10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels