10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
- Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker