10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- It's Free To Fold...
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)