10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.