10 Random Poker Quotes

• The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus. Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• "What've you got, Layne?" "You BEAT." Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow. $ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day 2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes