10 Random Poker Quotes

• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen that before, and ...."
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.