10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
ActionDave
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"