10 Random Poker Quotes
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- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz